Thick Body Conditioning

thiccc with three c's and godlike Asian men, combined, via the combined powers of vogue and fanfic.

"Das sum Thick Body Conditioning at work right there," Stephanie said seductively whilst glaring at a well shaped Asian man.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

mr. condie

BEST TEACHER EVER. bEST thEACHer oN THE PLANET. HE DOES Not clICKBAIt thingS

Mr. Condie is the CALIFoRNIA CONDOR

by Mr. CONDIE January 30, 2018

candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.

Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics

by Mandy H. November 6, 2008

Candihaps

This word takes the depressing reality of handicapped people and turns it into a word extremely pleasant to say. Go ahead. Try it and tell me it's not.

When driving, be keen to avoid impact with Candihaps because they can't move as fast.

by SS4Vegeta June 12, 2011

Candie cakes

Alternative nickname of a white girl with an incredible booty named Candice. She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing body and a personality that just brings warmth to your life. She has a glow about her that just makes you love her. She is amazing any guy or girl would be lucky to be with

Candie cakes is a one of a kind woman.
Damn! Candie cakes got cake.

by Vinnie Van Gogh January 2, 2017