Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013

clon

The stereotypical ignorant african american fuck boy not to be confused with the cool and sophisticated Juan can usually be seen panhandling outside a dollar general(or robbing one if desperate enough) typically for working on/upgrading his welfare mobile known as the clon rod or the nigger rig usually is seen wearing luxury streetwear but not enough money to pay child support for the 15 baby mommas he knocked up goes by Antonio Tariq or reshaun

guy 1 at the movie theater man I hate this flip phone hope Antonio doesn't see me again!!
guy 2 Antonio walks in yo nigga you need to upgrade yo shit maine yo shit old maine
guy 1 shouldn't you be doing actual work or robbing a dollar tree??
guy 2 u rayciss bitch i dindu nuffin!!
guy 1 yeah do some work small fry!! and shut the hell up clon!!

by rayjay91 March 8, 2023

The Clooney Line

When a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed The Clooney Line. It is time to move on and find another. The Clooney Line was developed by George Clooney. It typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.

My girl is constantly bitching and we haven't had sex in 10 days...... Damn, I think I crossed The Clooney Line!!!

by The Gootz August 29, 2014

colonipop

co•lon'i•pop

(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.

2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.

3- A buttplug.

4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.

1- "After he wasted 30 minutes of my time by telling me about his trouble with the DPT, I offered him a colonipop."

by T.bias, Kraquehaus Productions October 29, 2007

Colonel Cluster Fuck

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.

''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''

by meeme master November 5, 2017

Colonnaise

The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.

Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.

I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.

I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Colondolence

Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.

Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.

by Jaymi May 29, 2018