colbert

to diss Canadians, meaninglessly and in the manner of an attention whore, in order to get "followers" to make stupid remarks publicly about them

I don't remember exactly what he said but he colbert'd about the winter olympics again!

by canajan-eh February 6, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.

by Stemic December 14, 2008

Colbert's Nation

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".

Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.

by neb lkware February 9, 2010

Colby Brock

Colby Brock is one of the hottest boys on earth.He is the very first Hottest boy and sadly sam is the second Hottest boy.I may be only 12 years old for writing this but i Have a huge crush on Colby Brock.He is the best with the paranormal and sois his friends and i will kill all the Girls who love Colby Brock He is mine and only mine so back of bitches.Also i love watching the paranormal videos at night because it helps me sleep better and Sam,Corey,Aaron,Jake,Elton,And Surca are the best youtubers.Oh by the way i want Surca because i love Surca.

Girls: OMG i love Colby Brock,Hes so hoooot.

Me: Ok lets get this straight HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE GOT THAT.

Girls: Yes Alpha

Me: GOOD,NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

by Lederer Christine November 25, 2019

Colberg

A really jew-status last name.

That's Colberg? Huh, must be a jew....

Colberg sure is a jew-status last name!

by Yezpoop? October 18, 2008

Corn Cobbing

the act of a man going down on a woman using his teeth to naw or nibble the clitoris for stimulation

Dave went down on me and was totally corn cobbing me!

by Scoobydooby August 8, 2015

cobbin'

when one eats so much corn, either being on the cob, from the can, or from any other source, and the corn shows up in the fecal matter, or poop, shit, turd. Now, for the poop to actually be called "cobbin'" is when it is filled with so much corn that it looks like corn on the cob

"hey man! I just went cobbin'!"

"you ever been cobbin'?"

"that shit was straight cobbin'"

by mikesiner January 29, 2009