cluster mug

3 or more muggings happening at the same time.

Did you hear about Kelly, Amber, and Stacy? They got cluster mugged!!

by amazing7 July 16, 2010

Cluster Bomb

A group of rather ugly women hanging around together. The idea behind the term is that there is not even one hot women in the group. n other words they are all grenades-no chance to "take one for the team", they are all to be avoided.

Man, look at that cluster bomb that just came in! Dropped the average in the whole place!

by locojoe August 7, 2009

Cluster Fox

A misinformed, confused mess, resulting from a large group of intellectually-challenged individuals rallying for an ill-defined goal being promoted by corporate interests.

Sarah Palin's going to be at the gun show. I need to buy some ammo, but I don't want to get into that whole cluster Fox.

by NCDiverDwn September 29, 2010

Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

claustrophoberizing

something that causes claustrophobia

"Next was the MRI, in the basement of the hospital. It's my favorite of course. Nothing like having your ears plugged, a cloth put over your eyes, being handed a buzzer, and shoved into a claustrophoberizing donut hole so you can listen to god-awful whirring and buzzing and fog horns and such for 20 minutes or so, all while you hold your entire body completely still. Of course this is when you get that major nose itch."

by cookiewonton March 29, 2008

Clusterfuck

Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".

The United States Government is a clusterfuck.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 15, 2010

clusterfuck

1. When something is a complete disaster
2. A situation that is highly unwanted
3. A word used in aggrivation at least once a day to describe the horrible trials a person may be going through (I say may because some ppl are just over dramatic)

1. Travis had to re-write his thesis paper while trying to work a job, spend time with his crazy gf, and deal with his mom. He gets everything but the paper done. looks at what needs to be done. has to write 50 pages in an hour. This would be a clusterfuck.

2. Travis gets put in a clusterfuck when his face gets farted on by his girlfriend.

3. Stagger Lee has an absolutely amazing life. He is rich, good-looking, charming, and talented. He gets dirt on his shirt one day. This would NOT be a clusterfuck. It would just be an inconvience.

by TLeesgirl April 26, 2010