When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.
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Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.
Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.
"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."
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An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
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1. a very deep state of mind in which one is troubled, worried, anxious, or concerned for another: He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.
2. close protection; guarding: The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
-verb (caringfulness-ing)
1. To greatly support another; The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
1. a very deep state of mind in which one is troubled, worried, anxious, or concerned for another: He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.
2. close protection; guarding: The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
-verb (caringfulness-ing)
1. To greatly support another; The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
1) He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.
2) The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
3) The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
2) The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
3) The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
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