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Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.
J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

Poop
by CapFish91 March 1, 2017
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Brown Christmas

A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.
Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas
by MilkmanWes October 9, 2015
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anti-christmas

June 25th, the day opposite to Christmas in every way possible.
I was born on Anti-Christmas
by Gothic Shark August 17, 2016
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throw up Christmas

A term used to describe the lawns of those people who decorate their lawns at Christmas time with a ridiculous amount of decorations, especially the blowup decorations.
Instead of driving around to look at the house's with pretty Christmas lights, I went around searching for throw up Christmas!
by bridgetanne December 26, 2008
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Christmas Eve Eve

by noahsgirl(: December 23, 2010
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Christams

Apparently the day Hailie Jade was born, according to some fool who cannot spell chrismas.
by B-Drac October 1, 2003
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Christmas Cream

The semen released during male ejaculation whilst any male or female performs oral sex, exclusively during the Christmas holiday season.
(While Jane Doe performs a blowjob) "Jane, I'm gunna give you my Christmas Cream!"
by MoreAwesomeDinos December 17, 2008
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