Chooch

To call someone a “chooch” is to define them as someone who just messes everything up all the time. Or you can also use it to describe someone who has their head in the cloud all day. Usually to describe someone who smokes a lot. Also can be used to describe a joint or a vape.

Your stoner buddy Emil drops the whole ounce of shake on the shag rug.

“Ah Emil man you’re such a fuckin’ Chooch”

Emil also can’t get his life together.

“Emil man you need to stop being a chooch and get you’re life together.”

Emil has also been chooching your vape for the past hour on the road trip and keeps yapping while burning thru half ur pod.

“Yo Emil man pass the chooch already you’re smoking coils right now”

by Jaxsherbinski March 11, 2026

Chonch mana

A guy that masturbates frequently and in public. It implies that theyre pathetic and like to jerk off to things e.g Prince Theodore Alogeng @proince

Look at this chonch mana watching TV

by Prince Theodore Alogeng June 6, 2025

ChooChoo

To Masterbate to the fifth power or be assisted to the fifth

Hey bro I just finished ChooChooing to death mental"

by DogDickAkaDogFood August 5, 2025

Choochoojam

Was a chocolatey paste sold only around Nottingham UK in sheds and shaq, added on all kinds of things like peppers or chicken wraps. Kiwi singer Tim Finn was on an advertisement for the product in 1991 and which was shockingly the reason why it hit tons of sales. Unfortunately it was removed off all shelves in 1991 lasting only about a week since costumers allegedly found green sludge on the bottom of the jar.

person 1: where can i buy a jar of that choochoojam?
person 2: didnt you hear the news?! people found a scary amount of green sludge in those jars!!

by ledzepyuri September 20, 2025

Choochery

When an older male (usually named Adam ) and is a thief liar and a crack head

Did you see Adam yesterday he was up to his choochery ways

by Ak6229 October 10, 2025

Chooch

Slang word for a nicotine device or vape typically used by younger people. The term comes from a reference to the steam (vapour) a train expels when it uses its steam whistle (choo-choo)

Bro 1: Hey bro can I hit your chooch?
Bro 2: Sure, but its almost empty.

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Chooch

A chooch is when your friend lola drops cheese on her cooch. (cheesy cooch)

"Lola, you have a chooch"

by kels25 November 10, 2025