Check you out now

something you say when somebody has done something neat or funny

taylor: girl, i got high with my man yesterday!
sue: check you out now!

by MaryJaneInThisBitttttt January 23, 2013

IP Checkpoint

An "IP Checkpoint" is when the woman you're about have sex with whips around, reveals themselves to in fact be a man, and shoots a load in your face. The term was coined as a nod to the well-known fact that many Iraqi Police are corrupt and likely to betray you.

John: "So I wanted to go munting last night but got back too late, so I went down to the CAC to chill and met this fine looking woman. We started talking and then she invited me back to her room. So we head back to her room, she turns down the lights, we're making out, her chin's a little scratchy but you know how some women are, things are going great and she tells me she wants me to take her from behind and I'm thinking to myself "whoa, straight to anal, that's something" but I'm up for it. So she puts her hands up on the window and sticks her ass out and I'm thinking "Damn, too bad E isn't here or we could have a David Copperfield" and then she suddenly whips around and blasts me in the face with a load of baby batter!Dude pulled an IP checkpoint! I haven't been that suprised since that Spiderwoman last week. I guess I should have stuck to my plans and gone munting."

by Einbahnstrasse January 13, 2010

Cut the Check

To recognize and pay amish of credit due;

When you have done something and demand respect for it, you will tell everyone to cut the check.

by Dasta Oner October 21, 2010

check yourself

To check yourself over,to watch yourself before u get your ass whipped

"Eyyo n****,watcha back,u best be checkin yoself,now dipset outta heaa,fore i bust a cap in yo ass"

Shane-Ima rokin n****
Byrin-no u aint u a bitch,betta check yoself fore i send your white ass across the trailor park

by Sexy-Bitch-who-loves-chris <3 June 27, 2004

shoulder-checking

When two strangers bump shoulders while walking past each other as a result of neither being aware or courteous enough to move, or simply not having enough room to do otherwise.

Amanda was trying to get to class, and ended up shoulder-checking people in the hallway as she hurried to get there in time.

by J_Dawg November 12, 2013

Check out

to die, expire, kick the bucket, buy the farm, etc.

Weldon, that old pervert, just wanted to see the nurse with her top off before it was time to check out.

by Snekay February 15, 2006

Check Dodger

When someone tries their upmost to aviod paying their share of a check, usually in a restaurant. The check dodger is typically someone who lives their life at the height of frugality and will aviod paying their full share, or in some extreme cases, no share at all. Techniques include colourful excuses, agressive denial or the infamous 'dine n' dash'

(Brian Gaffney has not paid his share of the check in a Mexican Restaurant, he as run to the restrooms so that the other diners do not notice, and therefore, pay for his share)

Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!

(Brian Returns)

Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?

(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)

Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck

(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)

by R.R. Toillet Gee July 10, 2010