chancey wancey

chance is the funniest, sweetest, prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She laughs a lot and is an energetic soul. shes one of a kind.

girl: CHANCEY WANCEYYY WE MISSED YOUUU

chance: *laughs*

by lm.faoo October 29, 2023

Antique Chandelier

A variation on the act referred to as the 'antique' method where tea-bagging is added mid throw so that the extra 'baggage' resembles an antique chandelier on the friends face.

" Woah dude, you just totally antique chandelier that dude... with your nuts."

"We should Antique Chandelier the Cro-Mag."

by Deadly Jerm January 21, 2009

coco chanel sunday

A day where lovely, classy ladies get together (who wear coco chanel) on a sunday

"We went to Coco Chanel Sunday at the Ritz."

by Nina Meatrop April 22, 2010

Nano-chance

An almost immeasurably tiny chance of something happening.

The average person has a nano-chance of hittingthe Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

by Nano-chance Man February 9, 2013

Terribility Chance

The chance at which someone or something will be terrible.

I was going to ask a popular girl out, so there was a terribility chance.

There was an open house at the dentist, and my mom was making me go, so there is a high terribility chance.

by Muncho the Clown April 30, 2013

dirty chandelier

When fecal mater from an unclean sexual partner transfers to the balls of the other partner via balls slapping the unclean ass.

That dirty hippie chick was so filthy she gave me a dirty chandelier!

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017