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Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014
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Lake Charles

Lake Charles is a small town (about 80K people) located in Southwest Louisiana about 30 miles to the east of the Texas Border. The city is on a lake (Lake Charles) and its primary industries are petroleum refining, LNG, gasification, importing/exporting, casinos and offshore oil production support.

McNeese State University is located in Lake Charles. Bird watching, Hunting and fishing are popular sporting activities in the area. Mardi Gras and Contraband Days are large events for the city.

The pace is pretty slow, but the city is about to see some large growth. There are some major projects in the near future.
Lake Charles is between Lafayette and Beaumont.
by thewonderment March 24, 2007
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The Great American Challenge

A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.

Penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.

Variations on the rules exist:
The beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
The amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
The puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the participants want the competition to last.
Also, some competitions change the order of events to account for the Beer before bong rule (that's just wrong).

Another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. The teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. In this variation, the challenge is more geared toward "getting it done" than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.
"Hey man, do you want to take the Great American Challenge?"
"The dildo?"
"No, the other one."
"Fuck yeah!"
by TFK! January 26, 2009
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Charles R. Snyder

1) A truly amazing man who directs and gets to know every member of the Singing Machine, that is 200 voices strong, year after year.

2) A man that takes the time to talk to you about anything you would like to talk about no matter what his schedule is a father figure to everyone he meets.

and last but not least

3) Quite possibly the greatest man to ever walk this earth.
Charles R. Snyder is like a second father to me.
by Mitchell Gale June 15, 2008
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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artistically challenged

"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"
by GummyBear September 21, 2004
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Megahedron Challenge

Challenge involving finding the volume of a Megahedron (a Megahedron being a regular hedron with a million sides).
"You might think you're smart,but I bet you can't do the Megahedron Challenge"
by Caspar Wilson May 13, 2004
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