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captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies
As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.
by Alex August 9, 2003
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Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoron and an invalid theory. Anarchy is anti-hierarchical, while Capitalism is designed around an economic hierarchy - company owners and company workers as separate classes.

Anarcho-capitalism is invalid for several main reasons:
★ Capital requires a government to issue it and tax it to create demand, and give value to the currency.

★ Anarchy is anti-hierarchy, while capitalism is an economic system designed to sustain a hierarchy.

★ Without government to lower the powers a company has over it’s workers, the companies become the new governments, so to speak. Companies replace the state, therefore “anarcho”-capitalism is not anarchic.
Person 1: I support anarcho-capitalism because I don’t want the government limiting my freedom.

Person 2: Without a government to limit the power of corporations, how do you keep companies from limiting your freedom?

Person 3: Well, we haven’t figured that part out yet.
by whitehotforever March 23, 2021
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Captain O'Malley

A white cop. Used in Los Angeles, South Central, hespanic quaters.
Gonna put a slug in Captain O'Malley!
by mi_ve May 11, 2006
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Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything
Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber
by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007
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Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009
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Capitalist America

The response by Russia over the "Soviet Russia" sensation. A place where corporate greed, excess, and the all-around idea of "Only In 'Merica" dominate....

...except in reversal.
In Capitalist America, bank rob you!

In Capitalist America, food eat you!

In Capitalist America, government elect you!
by politico18 October 23, 2011
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failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.
Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
by Montantanto January 28, 2009
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