Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.
by elegantillusion February 4, 2021

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

A board game that is played like checkers and comes with 2 master JAPANNOES with red and blue band's and 20 black nigjas with red and blue band's this game is called BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL the original board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 12, 2022

"That's splendid! Capital!"
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 28, 2021

When you are marking someone’s English you would say ‘Great use of capital letters!’ Instead of ‘great use of vocabulary!’
by RYeet2308 November 25, 2019
