callum austin

a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him

bloody hell are you talking to callum austin

by shitfacexoxoxo January 6, 2022

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Callum

An absolute gay boy, likes men but refuses to admit it. He also tends to be narcissistic, and loves himself to extreme levels. Probably the reason for his overall gayness

That Callum is a gayboy

by Hamboiga January 8, 2022

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callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

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The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.

you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal

by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022

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