Callum

Callum is fat because he plays fortnite

Callum is fat

by Yeet yeet and Yeet November 12, 2020

Callum Berkeley

Brick looking ass fag

stop being a Callum Berkeley or i'll ban u on mc

by jman123.ie February 27, 2020

Callum Mcfarlane

Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person

schmuck callum Mcfarlane

by kwenzima March 13, 2023

Callum

Callum is a type of guy who flirts with everyone even if its his ex girlfriend and is a big simp, callums are usually somewhat tall but not very tough so dont be alarmed, they are very nerdy on the inside but complete opposite on the outside. their way of flirting is very different to others which may seem odd but it works. They are sexy and definitely a keeper but very clingy. Once you guys are over he will be the last person to get over it.

Person one: ooooo hes hot
Person two : nahh hes just a callum

by imurno1whenitcomestoanything March 3, 2023

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

Callum morris

Callum morris is a nice and fit guy. Opinions do change when asking different people though.

"Callum morris is fit and so nice" -Ben the fatty

"Callum morris is not nice. HE TOUCHED ME WITHOUT CONSENT" - Louisa

by Kyle(cheesyturd1611) July 11, 2022

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020