Caelan

Caelan is a fake ass bitch who LOVES to spread rumors about people because she is a cunt. She will never shut the fuck up and doesn’t know when to stop fucking singing

Are you Caelan? Oh yeah you are a dumb fuck

by Caelan_theog_hoe November 19, 2019

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Callahan

An elderly confused man, suffering from dementia. Reliving his glory days without realizing he is indeed much past his prime. Essentially any 80 year old who believes he is still capable of being a functioning member of society.

The orderlies at the Mohecan elderly home on fox news were quoted "These Callahans just don't realize how little they are capable of anymore. They're stuck in the past, believing they are still playing college football with their leather helmets."

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

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calfankle

When the a person's calf and ankle have no distinctive start or finish. When the leg looks like a tree stump from the knee down.

"Check out the lack of a distinctive calf or ankle on that broad!"

by MasterShake January 22, 2005

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Callon

A sick as fuck person! Munching on pussy since day one! He never backs down from a challenge and he's willing to stick his dick in anything... ANYTHING... Except for males... He doesn't want to be up in that. Although, he doesn't not frown upon people who do... He gets all the girlies and is the coolest guy in school... NO LIE

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Callon?
Person #2: Oh! You mean the guy who gets every girl? Of course I've heard of him!

by CoolGuy420 December 9, 2012

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I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

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