california state bird

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

by baldy555666 October 10, 2008

california twister

rotational fisting whilst dressed as a bear

"i picked up my costume and he gave me a california twister"

by steamy119 March 29, 2010

California igloo

When a male applies icy hot to his testicles before mating

"Damn girl you gon experience a california igloo tonight"

by Crisp muffin August 16, 2016

California

One of the only places where 65° weather is considered freezing.

Californian: Omg, it's FREEZING out here.. I'm about to die bro!!
Average Joe: Uh.. It's 65° ...Get real, "bro."

by BoxersBro October 25, 2010

California Dentist

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

by Pitman123 June 23, 2007

California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010

California Handjob

Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.

I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob

by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008