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Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.
These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill
by SkySwinger February 3, 2025
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The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.
yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.
by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025
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Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.
“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”
by jaweedus March 19, 2025
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piss cruising

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night
by hoomuzu March 22, 2025
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walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.
by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024
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Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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cruising round

In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.
Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.
by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024
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