Definitions by hoomuzu
Handfish
1. When the weather is hot and you have no aircon, then go to jack off but get interrupted and forget about it. Then don’t shower for a day and next time you get your dick out it’s kinda got a sweaty film over it and smells nasty
2. Rare type of aquatic animal that has somehow avoided going extinct despite only living on a few specific reefs off coast of Hobart in Tasmania and having the water constantly fucked up by salmon farms and then sewage ending up in water whenever it rains heaps (coz that’s how we do things)
2. Rare type of aquatic animal that has somehow avoided going extinct despite only living on a few specific reefs off coast of Hobart in Tasmania and having the water constantly fucked up by salmon farms and then sewage ending up in water whenever it rains heaps (coz that’s how we do things)
1. I went to pee but had mad handfish dick so tried to clean it in the sink
2. Handfish are cool they walk on the bottom of the ocean on their hands <3
2. Handfish are cool they walk on the bottom of the ocean on their hands <3
piss cruising
piss cruising by hoomuzu March 22, 2025
forward sizzle
Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news
Most commonly used when getting a new/better job
Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation
Most commonly used when getting a new/better job
Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation
Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned
Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)
Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*
Everyone: sweet
Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)
Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*
Everyone: sweet
forward sizzle by hoomuzu February 16, 2023
Dacking
(Australian slang) The act of pulling someone's pants or shorts down when they least suspect it, usually by sneaking up behind. Intended to cause maximum embarrassment, particularly if the "double dacking" is deployed, which also removes the underwear, exposing genitals.
A typical form of humiliation or payback in school yards in Australia.
A typical form of humiliation or payback in school yards in Australia.
Young Steve was talking with a group of sheilas he wouldn't mind having a crack at one day.
Suddenly, Dave emerges from behind and gives Steve a dacking.
Steve: Oi fkn *frantically grabs at pants*
Dave: GUEHEHHEHE
Girls: *titter*
Steve taken down a peg or two in school yard
Suddenly, Dave emerges from behind and gives Steve a dacking.
Steve: Oi fkn *frantically grabs at pants*
Dave: GUEHEHHEHE
Girls: *titter*
Steve taken down a peg or two in school yard