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clutch

To be the last player (or one of the last players) in your team in a no-respawn game, and win.
*Dead Teamate* "Clutch it dude!!!"/"Nice clutch man."
by D1RE Finesse July 31, 2016
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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
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Rabbit Clutch

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!
by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022
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Tapping the clutch

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand
Yo bro last night me and my girl got freaky! I even started tapping the clutch.
by spuz18 June 8, 2019
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Clutch

A guy who always manages to have his hand in his junk.
Whenever a chick comes around he's always got to clutch
by Razor Sharp Honesty November 29, 2020
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Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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