by moosedified April 28, 2009
Get the dog clawing mug.When your left nut starts to mysteriously ache for no reason. When the right nut aches it can be called just "the Claw" but that is much more uncommon.
"Dude my left nutty is hurting!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"
by SCLAW March 4, 2010
Get the Southpaw Claw mug.A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
by I am tard claw July 26, 2011
Get the Tard Claw mug.The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011
Get the Madonna claws mug.This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.
Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad
"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad
"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad
"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
by A6969C August 31, 2019
Get the White Claw Finger mug.This is where you anal a person when they are bent over like a bridge and you claw down their back and on the bum cheeks and sometimes the bum hole.
Person one bends over and person two claws their back and bum hole whilst doing anal called the bridge and claw method
by Simmy1yt November 19, 2018
Get the Bridge and claw method mug.Look at that dumpy house frump. That bear claw of hers is wearing right through the front of her jeans.
by El Chodo Con Queso September 24, 2003
Get the Bear Claw mug.