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Butterfly Bites

A term for numerous, very small cuts you get all over your hands from flipping a balisong knife. Similar to paper-cuts, The term refers to the type of knife (butterfly) and the bladed side of the knife (the "bite" edge).
*reaches for a drink*
Person 1: "Ow! frick!"
Person 2: "What? you okay?!"
Person 1: "Yeah, just butterfly bites."
Person 2: "Hahah. I told you to use the unsharpened one."
by Excalibur25 April 10, 2010
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Dracula Bites

What goth guys call goth girls nice boobs.
"Did you see that kinda cute girls dracula bites?"
"Yeah, they look delicious"
by peanutzz May 19, 2010
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switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.
man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"
by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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meagan bates

The most outgoing funloveing person ever.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.

someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.
"meagan Bates is such an amazing person,i love her to death"
by dillonx November 2, 2011
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Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.
"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012
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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down
by Wee john November 4, 2013
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