brote

a friend and/or associate ( see other: "cuz")

hey brote whats good?

by C.Jack March 29, 2008

My brother

Offensive inappropriate annoying family member who jokes at the worst time, but at the end of the day they’re fam and you love em.

My brother during a funeral -“mobamba mothertrucker”

by Bitch47 March 2, 2019

Twin Brother

When someone has a single pimple on their face that's so big you can't help but think its their siamese twin.

Pimple Joe: Bro shut up. You're shorter than Gary Coleman

Midget Jeff: Was that you or your twin brother talking??

by Boss1234 July 19, 2009

Brother

A guy who is closely related to you, who pisses you off, be it older or younger. Brothers may lurk around your room or even threaten to kill you. Many cases have shown that brothers are douchebags.

You: Hello, brother! How is this fine day?
Brother: Go fuck yourself.
You: .. wh- what?
Brother: I'm going to slit your throat.
You: No you're not
Brother: IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU!

by Joker91029 May 20, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fan

Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.

Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.

me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 14, 2010

Jonas Brothers

The infection of the ear when you listen to much rap/pop, which may include the side effects of: brain damage, ear loss, gangrene, ninjas in your blanket at night, testicle loss, testicle growth, unattractiveness, and uncontrollable bladder.

Mike: Hey Rick, watcha listenin' to?

Rick: Hannah Montana.

Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.

Rick: Whatever.

The Next Day

Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!

Mike: Told you that you would get it.

by mynameistotallynotmattsoitsnot April 10, 2012

Jonas Brother

An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.

"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009