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broken neck syndrome 

A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them
The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority
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Broken Spoon 

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
Broken Spoon by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Broken Transformer 

Someone in a wheelchair as they have got stuck halfway through the transformation into a machine.
"Hey look its a" broken transformer". (person in wheelchair).
Broken Transformer by Killy86 January 19, 2020

Broken Chan 

That one horny 10 year old in your discord group

Broken hose 

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
Broken hose by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Broken shit 

An exhausted mental searches usual choice picked by your exhausted mind and body to describe the possessions that a destructive accident caused by the action of the woman he loves but knew in his heart "also works to describe" she doesn't care,
There's a bunch of broken shit. And it's my fault for loving someone who feels joy when you hurt.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.

Broken heart 

The feeling when you lose the person you though would be in your life forever. When it feels like there’s not point to life without them in it. When you see them when you go for the ‘talk’ and they’re hug shows the final goodbye and you still look at them with the most loving, compassionate eyes, yet all you see is blank and you realise you no longer recognise the love they reciprocate. And in that moment is when your heart truly breaks.
“Why can’t you look at me?”

“Because i’ve fallen out of love with you”.

That’s when her world fell apart because he gave her a broken heart
Broken heart by w1i2l3l4o5w6 June 24, 2020