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Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
by YAWA October 27, 2021
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Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini
Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.
by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022
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ouija board

wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 20, 2022
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Guy From Skate Board Fail

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!
Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say
by Lilaznkid95 September 23, 2009
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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
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Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom
"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire
by skamfan March 17, 2017
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