Birkenhead Mouser 

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

Birkenhead Mouser by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

broken

Ridiculously socially inept Magic nerds use this term ad nauseum to describe something so powerful it supposedly "breaks" the game mechanics. In reality, if they were so attuned to the balance of the game that they had any real insight, they would be working for Wizards of the Coast...which they most likely aren't.

That kid that hasn't showered in three weeks claims every other card his opponent plays is broken. I wish he'd just shut the fuck up already and play the game.

broken by BigEz April 8, 2010

Broken Ankle 

An ankle that is broke.

Guy 1: *ankle snaps*

Guy 2: Dude, it looks like you have a broken ankle.

Broken Ankle by AcualyIsStotty April 19, 2013

Brokencyde 

Correct spelling: brokeNCYDE. Troll geniuses - the current shift paradigm in music trolling.

Just post brokeNCYDE videos's links in other "serious" music videos and witness the reactions

Brokencyde by CYFAWZ October 15, 2011

Bookend 

The act of having a meal that consist of eating an appetizer and a dessert.

We are going to go having dinner at Applebee's and bookend it. I think I may have mozzarella sticks, nachos, and chocolate cake.

Bookend by SalPhone January 7, 2012

heart broken 

When you screw love and Cupid hunts you dwn and tortures u.

U feel worthless. U feel physical pain. U feel like some one pushed a daggar through ur heart and stuck a sword through ur stomach. U feel dizzy and it gets hard 2 breath. U r sad beyond belief.

U think about him/her and wish it could hav worked. U wish there wasnt conflict between ur ex's and that u knew how to magically make this all better even tho u kno u cant.

U reminess on all the times u kissd him/her and u remember evry time he/she said i love u. U finally come to the relization to walk away and accept life and urself just the way it is. And whatever may be will be.

Chica: I love you
J: I love u 2 but I can't do this
Chica: I understand, you deserve better than me.
J: Its not that,,, I was heart broken,,, I dnt want that any more.
Chica: Don't say any more J. I truly understand. Ur better off without me.
*starts walking off
J: *calls after her* I still love you.
Chica: Goes to grave yard and wishes she were there instead of her ex-bf Chris.

heart broken by chica4girlpower August 20, 2009

birkenstocks 

Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.

Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.

birkenstocks by fubarderby February 11, 2005