Chocolate Blitz

Suprise butt sex from a black man.

I wasn't expecting to be Chocolate Blitzed last night.

by Kontime June 14, 2017

Chocolate Blitz

Suprise butt sex with a black man.

Chocolate blitz

by Kontime June 14, 2017

Thermal Blitz

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

Zone Blitz

Zone Blitz is a faggot

"Hey, you know this person named Zone Blitz?"
"Yeah he be a big ol faggot :^)"

by Ponduz Donduz July 29, 2018

shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

by Kauranax January 15, 2020