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bilend

Derived from bell end
You're just a bilend, mate!
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The Bible

A book written about how God chose to create the world and humanity. The story continues with God interacting with humanity through the israelites. Humans sin, and God can't be around sin, but Jesus comes around and by paying the price for sin, death, Jesus makes it possible for humanity to relate to God again.

The Bible is about how God relates to humanity, and many people believe that it is truth. A very controversial book, has stories, advice, a moral code, and descriptions of how people can relate back to God
If you are interested in learning about Christianity, the Bible is a good place to start.
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Trinity Bible College

Or TBC for short. A dramatic school where the most elite of goody goods go to become Assembly of God nuns and monks. In reality should be Trinity Bible Convent.
I'm going to Trinity Bible College to piss my life away, wanna come too? Misery loves company.
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The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature
The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.
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The Bible

A book of morals
only taken seriously by idiots with blind faith.
It is full of hypocracy, if you take it seriously then you are sexist (in Corinthians) and racist. mabey if you idiots acualy read it you'd see its not as great as you think.
the bible is a book of morals
by A Thinker May 5, 2005
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the bible

"the book". a fictional work instructing people to be biased idiots so they can get into heaven and worship god for all eternity. though written by *ignorant, sexist, mentally unstable* men, the bible simultaneously acts as proof of god's existence and a testament of his will. the bible repeatedly plagiarizes pagan myths and contradicts itself, but despite all this, millions of people all over the earth hang to its every word (even the contradictory ones).
jesus loves you!!! christianity is the only right religion, i will pray for you. god hates homosexuality, but loves homosexuals, because to him all people are equal, but he hates the sin of homosexuality! praise jesus! lucifer is evil, he will try to lead you to evil, but you must stay strong and find jesus!hallelujah!
by never_me April 30, 2005
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