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Yo bear?

Usually when you encounter a chick that is beat as fuck you would look over to your friend and pronounce "yo bear? When there is confusion in the beatness of the chick, a slight pause after "yo" may be used for emphasize. For example, "Yo.... Bear?" The term is not always used negatively however. When someone is in beast mode at work or beats the shit out of someone,they may be referred to as the bear, which of course means you can look over to your friend and say, "Yo bear? When these situations occuur. "Yo bear?" May simply be stated when you receive a present such as a Teddy Bear or possobly even your favorite candy.

"Yo bear" originated at a a party when the owner of the house tried going to bed while people were still at the party. She came out of her bedroom like a bear and was upset that people were being loud still partying. She announced opening the door, "You have awoken the bear." "Yo bear?" was pronounced by one of the lads at the party.
"Chick's beat"
"Yo... Bear?"
"Dude Hannah is ape as shit at work."
"Yo bear?"
by Gnomenclature November 9, 2012
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bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.
Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!
by Kempo May 6, 2006
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Moo Bear

Thee most amazingest, (yes that's right... amazingest) cuddly, snuggling, and rarest thing you can ever find. It is only found in North America. It eats only chocolate and gummy foods. If you ever cross sights with a Moo Bear you should feel an immense feeling of honor because there is only one in the entire world.
The first day I laid eyes on the Moo Bear I was mesmerized.
by Moo Bear For President February 2, 2010
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Bear Grylls The Fuck Out

To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show
Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?

Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there

Jude: Nice!
by Jack Limbo May 6, 2010
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Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
by Reymas March 14, 2013
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study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.
Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
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beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!
by The Supertits May 10, 2011
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