A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
by stripez56 July 2, 2025
Get the Mickey Blastermug. Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).
This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.
by Enchilada Weiner December 3, 2020
Get the blaster-nigmug. A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011
Get the Astro Blastersmug. Person 1: where is that guy going?
Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 23, 2023
Get the Kerala Blastersmug. by potatoacat April 18, 2020
Get the Nugget Blastermug. Pasta blaster, also Pasta-blaster
Any high performance Italian motorcycle.
Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.
Any high performance Italian motorcycle.
Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.
by 2TD May 3, 2024
Get the Pasta blastermug. The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
Get the The Albanian Ass-Blastermug.