Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 22, 2005

blumpkin blast

The act of holding your partner upside down while shitting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their ass or vagina at the same precise moment.

I cant believe Tom Arnold could even hold Rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!

by Tony Petrarc October 29, 2010

Blart

Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"

"stop your blarting"

by Jentim August 23, 2005

baja blast

To beef while skateboarding so hard it causes you to lose your job.

homicide was doing some sick flips on his way to work, but he baja blasted himself into the unemployment office. Taco Bell doesn't care if you have a concussion, you're still a half hour late to your shift.

by .tee. May 14, 2014

Blafrican

A person of African decent that has distantly African features. i.e. there are African American people, and there are "blafricans"

Essentially, you can't really label a person's ethnicity based on their features, but we've all been there, we all get it. There are some people who look "super Russian" "super Assyrian" and of course, "super African".

"Damn, Marcus you is straight blafrican!!"

-"Wow look at that girl! She is gorgeous!"
-"Which one??"
-"The blafrican one."

by katei September 13, 2011

Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)

There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.

by skotobasilio February 5, 2009

[Dildo Blast]

v. 1.The act of penetrating someone repeatedly with a dildo. 2. Having fun with a dildo. 3. placing the dildo in an orfice and using sheer will to blast it out of said orfice.

i hope she does not tie me up and dildo blast me.

by skasteve4356 February 6, 2009