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Petaluma Gift Basket

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.
Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.
by Chefload December 21, 2012
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underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010
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Communist Gift Basket

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010
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soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....
by kiki921 August 5, 2007
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Chicken Strip Basket

A sexual act where a girl bends her ass over and spreads her cheeks. The chicken strips or penises go into the girls ass. This can be done with 2 penises to 6 penises. After this, one person pours BBQ sauce into the girls ass to dip their "chicken strips" into the girl's ass the resembles the basket. After this, all people involved get serious diseases that could lead to death. For example, receiving and dying from AIDS or HIV.
Bro, we got the chicken strip basket from DQ. We all got AIDS and she died from the hard ass sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
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chinese basket trick

It is a sex position where the woman is positioned in a sex swing and the man/dildo/woman with strap on is lyin on the ground. Instead of the normal in/out motion of "normal" sex, the woman spins around on the mans dick.
Omg! Last night she rode me like a merry-go-round hangin from the ceiling, chinese basket trick style!
by live2love2laugh September 10, 2013
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bread basket

An acceptable way to refer to female genetalia on Subtext, as coined by Michellionaire. Moderator will not ******* it out!
Hey fellas, me and my bread basket will be alone tonight unless you send me a private message! SUBTEXT RULES!
by taytaytaytay March 31, 2007
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