Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.

As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.

by Dallyissmelly December 08, 2017

Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

by The Two Headed Dog March 16, 2019

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 24, 2016

Baking Brownies

When you absolutely shit your fucking pants

Joe: whats that smell?

Xavierthe4thsexy: Sorry I was baking brownies

by SubwayGod101 February 16, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus May 03, 2018

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017