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Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends
stop being an axe parker
by spreespree March 18, 2022
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Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.
The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.
by He who knows11 March 26, 2022
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axe hand morgan

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird
by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021
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Le ax

I don't really know him that well but his presence makes me smile. I have this special feeling that i feel whenever I'm talking to him or interacting with him. And i have no idea what type of feeling is that. We are friends btw, but there's a part of me that i don't want us to be just friends. But i also don't want us to be lovers like wtf what's happening to me. I really admire this man, i can see a good and sincere man in him. I lowkey wanna be with him all the time. Maybe the reason why i don't want him to be my lover is because i don't wanna lose him. Mygahddddd okay i like him! Yea like fr! I just can't express what i feel. And don't worry I'm trying to make this feeling fade away. But it just won't fade away! I don't know I'll try my best to ignore this feeling. I'm not his type and taste so it's supper impossible. Kingina ano ano na pinag sasabe ko. Pero ayon basta i like him! So much! I really admire him and I don't wanna lose him and i just want him to be happy and i hope the girl he loves will take care of him and will love him unconditionally.
Hi Acxel or Le ax, guto kita. I know wala lang sayo to pero importante nabasa mo. Ridesafe always. -....
by what is pseudonym? hmm June 8, 2021
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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Ax Mode

The act of committing various unscrupulous acts of sexual assault against multiple partners, usually against women, then promptly gaslighting them into blaming themselves in order to stay with you.
“Hey, I heard you lost the baby, I’m so sorry,”
“Yeah, Dillon went Ax Mode and pushed me down the stairs.”
by LateNightJester August 11, 2025
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