Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Doodle Apes

Doodle Apes is an ongoing NFT-project which there is no current projection of release date of.
The project is led by a team of founders consisting of Amrit and Serpent whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.

8888 DAPES with high fashion sense living in the metaverse!

Doodle Apes will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.

So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.

That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with something else.

I just recently joined the NFT project Doodle Apes!
Doodle Apes have recently received over 100.000 members in their discord!

by SecurePanda January 15, 2022

AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.

I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

Ape Nuts

Combined form of going nuts (as in crazy) to the extent you do silly things, like an ape, monkey or other primate.

After being shot down for the thirtieth time in one week, John began to go ape nuts and shouted out things he didn't like in other people as a retort.

by jclovis3 March 28, 2017

Skank Ape

Much like the SKUNK APE but often misidentified as STACEYUS ABRAMSUS it has large irregular gapped teeth, large jug head with nappy ASS hair on the head and back. When feeding it has to make 2 passes on corn on the cob because of the gapped teeth.

There’s a SKANK APE in Georgia that thinks she is the Governor!

by Gods Gift To Women June 27, 2022

sub-ape

A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get

He is such a sub-ape he cant even get her

by hyfen BadAss July 11, 2014