A wild, hunch-backed beast from the Neanderthal times. He can be seen with his natural, snooty-ape state trying to chat with other teachers. Le ape is a creature of few words, but when he speaks the might of the cafeteria hears him. Le ape enjoys consuming a million bags of ruffles in one sitting, as this is part of his natural diet. Le ape doesn't care for substitutes or running in the halls.
How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.
How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.
by Back-Alleyway March 29, 2019
by Dar2 March 21, 2017
Going mad. When someone goes full ape, you should NOT be around them for at least a day. Give them time to cool off. Make sure they aren't going to hurt you, while they are in the process of destroying a bunch of shit.
by uhoh! September 08, 2015
An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.
I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023
A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get
by hyfen BadAss July 12, 2014
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.
I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
You have an ape gooch.
Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
You have an ape gooch.
Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
by Chi facebook November 29, 2015
by Homohunter420 December 24, 2021