Definitions by jclovis3

pre-life crisis 

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

pre-life crisis by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

copper bottom 

A person who sun bathes in the nude, especially when using Coppertone tanning solutions on their buttocks. The tan starts at the neck, moving down, and "just keeps on going, and going, and going..."

We spent the day at Black's Beach in La Jolla and my girl got herself a copper bottom after falling asleep face down with her panties off.

copper bottom by jclovis3 March 30, 2017

Ape Nuts 

Combined form of going nuts (as in crazy) to the extent you do silly things, like an ape, monkey or other primate.

After being shot down for the thirtieth time in one week, John began to go ape nuts and shouted out things he didn't like in other people as a retort.

Ape Nuts by jclovis3 March 28, 2017