anal snowman

when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.

wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman

by snowman410 November 2, 2022

anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.

My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal?

The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.

Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.

Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!

by Urban humor October 6, 2016

lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.

oh i just finished my lit anal!

by LOVEpuppies100 May 2, 2017

wet anal cum rag

A wet anal cum rag is an insult to your friend who moans 24/7

Michael you're suck a wet anal cum rag!

by Cocksuckinganallicker April 23, 2021