dutch alternator

Jank alternator that won't charge a battery.

Tommy: Hey, I'm gonna need a jump because of Wayne's fucking dutch alternator.

by milje February 3, 2008

alternative medicine

Medicine based on alternative facts.

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017

Alternative metal

A form of alternative rock music which pretends to be metal music due to some metal influenced riffs. This genre is considered to be metal for people who can't handle anything heavier than Breaking Benjamin.

Person 1: I was listening to some Breaking Benjamin. Are they metal or rock?
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.

by Master Passion December 26, 2009

alternidie

music containing a muixture of alternative rock and indie rock

the song beating heart baby by Head Automatica

by Mike Landa September 10, 2005

Alternate Currency

A sexual act performed as payment for something.

"I expect payment. Alternate currency?"

by Agaeki January 18, 2008

agster

Derived from 'aggy' - someone who gets aggressive or agitated.

Don't get all agster.

You absolute agster!

by beccawecca January 9, 2012

Alternative Energy Incentive

An incentive that leads to the development of Alternative Energy.

Giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power.

Not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp.

by Kratos_99 December 22, 2008