It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
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The act of soaking a tampon in your choice of hard alcohol and then inserting the tampon up your anus in order to get drunk.
Joe and his friends sat around one night with his wifes box of tampons doing ainers to get piss drunk.
by Bryces3 February 5, 2017
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by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017
Get the Albert Hitler mug.Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .
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