grant allen dorland

a sometimes annoying guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"did you hear what Grant allen dorland did ?"
"Yeah ! He ate a cherry pie"

by cherrry pie June 11, 2018

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Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.

Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came

by Parthurnax November 23, 2021

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Josh Allen

Electric.

Josh Allen is simply electric.

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024

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sylvia allen

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.

Jade has a full natural Bush, perfect for a good Sylvia Allen

by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020

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BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

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