Alexandra

A girl that seems happy but it secretly dark (creepy, depressed, possessed.) DO NOT GET ON HER DARK SIDE she will kill you. She will wear dark colours and is extremely mysterious. If you get to be her friend stay that way she does not let many close you will know she is actually your friend if she tells you her darkest secrets. You may think she hates you because she swears at you but it's ok she swears at everyone. If you insult her she will get severely depressed and will reject you immediately.

#1: she looks depressed...
#2: yeah #4 called her a "fucking bitch" and she is an alexandra!
#1: oh fuck...

by Ghost girl51 December 19, 2017

Alexander Lawrie

A name that has been passed down for centuries only to those that are worthy to receive it. Recipients must be so attractive women faint constantly, so stylish that they can make tweed and tartan look cool, so smart that previous Alexander Lawries have been conferred upon by Einstein, Rutherford, Newton, Galileo, Hawking and Mozart. They must also be humble which is why they are relatively unknown to most people despite the fact they have single handedly saved the world 47 times. Thus Alexander Lawrie is an honour bestowed only upon those who are perfect specimens of the human race.

My son invented a new kind of fusion reactor, he must be a new Alexander Lawrie.

by Mr Todogo June 18, 2011

Alexandra

So much better than Aleksander

Aleksander: Omg she's awesome must be an Alexandra

by Jonathan Smithers-Johnson May 19, 2016

Alexandra

An emo who insults herself to make others feel good about themselves. She is really smart but doesn't brag. She doesn't have many friends, but the ones that she does have are really close to her. She loves (anime), and if you like the same animes as her you will quickly make a new friend.

person- wow. Alexandra sure is weird.
another person- Yeah, but her friends seem to like her.

by That smart emo November 19, 2018

Alexander Khuong

some nerdy kid who loves a fictional charter Genji and only says Jah and bruh

OMG your such an Alexander Khuong

by Lawrence Wong September 22, 2019

Shaun Alexander'd

To sign a large and lucrative contract after a career year only to be completely worthless and failing to show any sign of the ability previously displayed after signing said contract.

Hopefully the Seahawks don't get Shaun Alexander'd again, that would suck.

by Rob Vann February 10, 2009

alexandra burke

Winner of the 5th UK series of X Factor - who didnt really deserve to win; the proof of which is evident in that she hasn't released a single song in a whole year...

...and her first (and only) was ripped off the late singer/songwriter legend Jeff Buckley.

"Hey dude, how do you spell 'pointless key change mid-song to make the artist appear more musical and disguise the fact they have no creative ideas to enhance their s**t cover other than to resort to cheap, lazy modulations in order to appeal to their generic-music-loving audience of 13 people, and similar in every way to leona lewis other than doesn't write songs and so doesn't really deserve to be associated with the music industry?"
"Yeah dude it's A-L-E... actually the name isnt worth spelling. alexandra burke. go figure."

by phoenix_22 July 25, 2009