by lolipop63 April 30, 2009
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Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"
by Sam Chaves March 26, 2008
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a lowly gutter gnome that rapes land mice as a hobby. Also known to sucks the salt off pretzels and then uses the saltless pretzels as a back scratch. Smells like butt crust.
Emily: I just met the nicest guy!
Andy: Oh God, is he an ambartsumian? I bet he's an ambartsumian. Did you meet him in a sewer?
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Get the albert einstein phobia mug.Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers
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