Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020

air puffers

when a male takes in the shower a empty suave bottle and fills it with water and puts it on his eurthra and squeeses and it will burn.

dude i total air puffers yesterday

by the hist skin October 29, 2012

Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

by AirDemon1 November 1, 2012

Air omelette

An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.

"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.

by KenTam August 26, 2013

Green Air

When you have air superiority in HOI4.

With these new fighters, I finally have some green air.

by HammerNail September 1, 2023

The CEO of air

It is i, the CEO of air

Also asshole desided to steal my definition, meaning he is an imposter. What im saying is to look out for this man

Im the CEO of air

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 13, 2020

Breathe air

What Andrew Tate says after knocking out old women. Just unhurt yourself.

Grandma: OWW!
Andrew Tate: Just BREATHE AIR

by Cool beavers are looking farts November 17, 2022