hoi4

Shorter version for Hearts of Iron 4, its a ww2 based game where nazi germany fucks your ass. ISorrowProductions (youtuber) is a good example to ruin the game as he seduces you with sex memes in this videogame. Thank you, now go fuck yourself

"Hoi4" what the fuck

by TinkieWinkiePuss January 10, 2018

hoi4

acronym for a popular strategic game made by paradox interactive called "Hearts Of Iron 4"

"Wanna play hoi4 later?"

by A log is nice April 18, 2018

hoi4

hearts of iron four

hoi4 is a good game

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

HOI4 Player

A fucking femboy Germany player who think Kaiserredux is the best thing ever made and doesn't even know what a meta is

HOI4 Player: "Hey, um... UwU, um, I'm a, uh HOI4 player, and, uh, I, uh, and then, like, yeah, grrrr rawr x3"

Normal Person: "Get the fuck out of your parents house and make a living"

by IHaveNoBitches February 14, 2023

HOI4 RP

Where players of the game "Hearts of Iron 4" gather up to waste hours simulating WW2, except it's not actually WW2 and it doesn't make any sense at all what's going on.

bob: 'Hey! Want to play some HOI4 RP?'
rob: 'No.'
bob: 'But 7 hosts are online!'
rob: 'No.'

by musicalobservatory August 5, 2024

HOI4ian

An idea or statement revolving around worldbuilding, roleplay, alternate history, or other media that is so ridiculous or over-the-top that it would only work in Paradox's WW2 Grand Strategy Game "Hearts of Iron 4." Often used in the context of having a nation inexplicably win a war or become a dominant world power for the sake of aesthetics, political victory, or powergaming.

"Dude, Germany could have won WW2 if they just produced more Tigers!"
"Man, that's so HOI4ian."

by UrMomIsOK12214 July 24, 2022