Asses to elbows

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.

Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.

by Briennheiser September 13, 2009

Swamp ass

Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.

Man what a good workout, it gave me a mean case of swamp ass.

by HippoNipple June 13, 2008

ass haze

a particulary nasty fart

Dude, whats up with the ass haze in here? I cant breath!

by biffula September 1, 2006

School ass

The medical condition caused by sitting for extended periods of time on the hard plastic chairs in school.

The school ass was killing me. I had to get excused from chemistry just to itch it.

by SchoolAssWilliam February 23, 2009

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

dogfood ass

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.

My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017