When youre sleeping in bed, and wake up to your sister and cousin jerking you off and you nut so hard that even your mom gets pregnant from the amount of cum dripping from the ceiling into her clean underwear shes about to put on
by Just.a.random.stranger December 13, 2017
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About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
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The act of defecating while balls deep inside your cousin on top of a playground slide before pulling out and using the feces and cum to propel your lover to the bottom.
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by Jim Koury October 25, 2006
Get the Alabama Martini mug.Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
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"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."
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Damnit Derek's dad is SUCH an Alabama Man!
He's quick he's strong he's active, ALABAMA MAN
Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk
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Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk
by Big Doggy Jizzle October 9, 2005
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