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hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
mugGet the hair tie storymug.

Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.
by Xevetixn September 1, 2022
mugGet the Colombian tiemug.

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.
-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces
by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018
mugGet the Tie his shoelacesmug.

hair tie

to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.
by auntyjemimabrady April 14, 2017
mugGet the hair tiemug.

Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
mugGet the Short tiemug.

Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.
That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!
by Meznight July 26, 2024
mugGet the Guy in a tie syndromemug.

tree tie back

A Tree Tie Back involves two maybe three, but occasionally works with large numbers as well. Unfortunately, far too often most folks go years without - but still, everyone remembers their first Tree Tie Back.
“A Tree Tie Back? I remember my first Tree Tie Back! It’s been far too long.”

“Tree Tie Back’s aren’t for the weak of heart that’s for sure - must’ve been me & Nan back in 82’”
by Dixi Wrecked August 12, 2024
mugGet the tree tie backmug.

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