An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
Get the hair tie storymug. When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.
This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
by Xevetixn September 1, 2022
Get the Colombian tiemug. by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018
Get the Tie his shoelacesmug. to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.
by auntyjemimabrady April 14, 2017
Get the hair tiemug. noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
Get the Short tiemug. Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.
by Meznight July 26, 2024
Get the Guy in a tie syndromemug. A Tree Tie Back involves two maybe three, but occasionally works with large numbers as well. Unfortunately, far too often most folks go years without - but still, everyone remembers their first Tree Tie Back.
“A Tree Tie Back? I remember my first Tree Tie Back! It’s been far too long.”
“Tree Tie Back’s aren’t for the weak of heart that’s for sure - must’ve been me & Nan back in 82’”
“Tree Tie Back’s aren’t for the weak of heart that’s for sure - must’ve been me & Nan back in 82’”
by Dixi Wrecked August 12, 2024
Get the tree tie backmug.