wooden bow tie

A piece of clothing attire typically worn by people who are nowhere and who have no idea what they are doing with any aspect of life. The wooden bow tie can typically be seen around the areas of chermside West. If you have one of these there isn’t a lot that can help you

Look there goes Jaie and that drop kick with his bloody wooden bow tie

by Jf bruh March 8, 2020

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Cornflower Blue Tie

What your asshole boss wears to work on Tuesdays, with his grande latte.

It must of been Tuesday. He was wearing his Cornflower Blue Tie .

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.

"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"

by mm_16 January 7, 2024

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tying his tie

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT

We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.

by jewel117 May 28, 2016

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Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.

Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.

by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016

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