frog shorts

Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.

Her ass looks delicious in those frog shorts!

by iiifrediii August 12, 2013

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

tee shorts

Shorts made of cotton tee shirt material.

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

by Gachunt July 25, 2012