M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor 

M.A.C. is a heavily overweight negro with an attitude as bad as his hunger.

Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.

Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.

"Bro you're such a M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor I wish we had you in the 1940's"

M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor by Kevin Dibble's Mom April 10, 2009

A[n] Old Spice Man 

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

A[n] Old Spice Man by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011

a walk with the goat man 

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

a walk with the goat man by platonymous May 10, 2020

A river has fallen into the man in lego city 

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

A river has fallen into the man in lego city by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

idk man something bout a biscuit 

What Sarah says everyday after someone says idk

Natalie: what's 1+1?
Sarah: idk man something bout a biscuit

idk man something bout a biscuit by Biscuitlover143 March 8, 2017

punch a hole in your man card

a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.

At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."

punch a hole in your man card by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010