5 hundred 55

5 hundred 55, or 555, is the number of the angel. 555 brings you positivity, and good changes.

5 hundred 55 is the angel's number!

by 😇👿 May 22, 2020

5,10, and 20

An adjective used to describe girls under the age of 18
Exact meaning of phrase being; 5 minutes in heaven, 10 minutes in front of the judge and 20 years in prison

Jon: Yo, Bruce look at the ass on her i'd love to hit that
Bruce: Be my guest dude that's a 5,10, and 20 right there, my friend's still locked up for that and i aint gonna keep him company.

by ikaneu May 26, 2010

5:21

This is when a girl is sucking your dick, and when you try and cum in her mouth she blows in your dick so hard the cum shoots out your ass.

I need to wipe my ass, this chick just did the ol' 5:21

by Mjisapedo October 22, 2010

5.1

theory of sorround sound for speakers. does not work with headphones.

1. ) "I bought an 5.1 surroundsound headset." "Well Bro that is bullshit. It does not work.!"

by Spankmaster B November 27, 2012

5:00 deuce

Its when you are at work and you had a big lunch....then you have to take a dump just before you leave. The 5:00 deuce!

Where is Jason? he is taking a 5:00 deuce!

by Dward6351 March 7, 2012

5-Second Rule

1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.

2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.

1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!

Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.

Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!

Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*

Girl: *Cries*

2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.

Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*

Bro 3: 5-second rule!

Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.

by Mike Hawksmall December 16, 2019

5 second rule

A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.

Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!

by I r mime May 28, 2007