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quick steal

The act of getting or stealing something with minimal to no effort, whether it's someones baddie, cash, or wallet.
Yo should I quick steal that grandma over there?
by Zesaeit July 13, 2024
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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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quick coke

When one drinks Coca-Cola, or any other soda fast as hell. (Usually under 3 or 5 drinks.)
Brian: So as I was saying...*Continues to Quick Coke*

Joe: If you don't quit coking, you might just choke on what you're drinking Brian.
by GhostHawk July 9, 2016
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QUiCK

A slick Rick pimp wit 7 b*tches in one arm - two blammers Nd the shot of a Coast Guard Ready Response Team Sniper.
President DTJ: I have to go back in time to save my daughter from …

QUiCK: I gOTCHU NiGGa #onfoenem #Folknem
by The Webster thesaurus September 16, 2023
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Quick stinky

When you fart and it's REALLY stinky for a couple of seconds, and then it's gone
Sir, did you fart?
Yes... but it was just a quick stinky.
by Bo0gerScr0ti September 17, 2023
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seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.
by plato! April 21, 2024
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Quick Snack

When someone shits in someone else's mouth, and the receiving party ingests said shit.
by Halfasianwithabigcock June 7, 2016
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